full out battle hormones flying !
Apr 29, 2018 18:15:29 GMT -5
via mobile
biteybird, julianna, and 1 more like this
Post by dinucci on Apr 29, 2018 18:15:29 GMT -5
Now...as some of you have already seen this joke,some have not I suppose.
The short of it is that the police were called to a home by concerned neighbors. Seems as tho a couple both left for work,but a screaming baby could be heard. So they kicked in the door,thinking they'd find an abandoned baby,but found this instead.
So I figured that if the police ever kicked in my door,they'd do so thinking someone was getting murdered. Buddy has been screaming so loud you'd think a bloodbath is taking place! Exorcism like sounds! He was in jail yesterday for doing a fly by on me. Fly to my shoulder, bite and fly back to his cage top screeching..earned him 2 minutes for lunging, 5 minutes for biting, and a 10 minute misconduct. He was a little sweeter after that..at least he learns. Waiting to see what side of the perch he wakes up on tomorrow. I had a dog that dreamed he was running cause he would move his feet as he laid sleeping on his side. Buddy must dream of a chorus line of quaker babe's sitting on the window sill squaking for him..his version of the Bachelor..summertime brings on pulling weeds,normally not something to look forward to..however I should have my sweet little boy back by then !
On the other hand..lemme see..bitybird. .yeah..ya think I could borrow bonnie? I mean just for one night? Ya know a 1 night t stand if you will hahaha...I'll send her home to you and this beast will be satisfied..you'll have "grandchildren! It would be great! Think of what they'd be like! Awe..they'd be cute...haha lemme know!
Lifting my vino!
Cheers
The short of it is that the police were called to a home by concerned neighbors. Seems as tho a couple both left for work,but a screaming baby could be heard. So they kicked in the door,thinking they'd find an abandoned baby,but found this instead.
So I figured that if the police ever kicked in my door,they'd do so thinking someone was getting murdered. Buddy has been screaming so loud you'd think a bloodbath is taking place! Exorcism like sounds! He was in jail yesterday for doing a fly by on me. Fly to my shoulder, bite and fly back to his cage top screeching..earned him 2 minutes for lunging, 5 minutes for biting, and a 10 minute misconduct. He was a little sweeter after that..at least he learns. Waiting to see what side of the perch he wakes up on tomorrow. I had a dog that dreamed he was running cause he would move his feet as he laid sleeping on his side. Buddy must dream of a chorus line of quaker babe's sitting on the window sill squaking for him..his version of the Bachelor..summertime brings on pulling weeds,normally not something to look forward to..however I should have my sweet little boy back by then !
On the other hand..lemme see..bitybird. .yeah..ya think I could borrow bonnie? I mean just for one night? Ya know a 1 night t stand if you will hahaha...I'll send her home to you and this beast will be satisfied..you'll have "grandchildren! It would be great! Think of what they'd be like! Awe..they'd be cute...haha lemme know!
Lifting my vino!
Cheers
