Post by biteybird on Sept 25, 2016 3:12:04 GMT -5
I thought I'd share some photos that my human slaves took. Some are a bit boring, but the ones with ME in them are great! 
~ Bonnie (biteybird)
First, here I am in all my glamour (mum got this out of focus...don't know how she did that!).
Mum THOUGHT she'd left a carrot stick on the kitchen bench...boy, was she wrong!
Dad gave me a neck massage (as any good human slave should).
I like to get into the pantry, where it's dark and cave-like.
Mum and Dad are kind of silly. They keep leaving stuff lying around. I outwit them every time! This time they said I looked "guilty", whatever that means.
On occasion I enjoy a sip or two of Chamomile tea. La-di-da!
I sat on the shower rail for a 'misting', rather than demeaning myself by having a bath - after all, one can't appear TOO eager.
I've been forced to 'rough it' and accept temporary incarceration. My silly slaves decided to go camping - without even consulting me!
We had to cross some flooded roads. The silly humans were carrying on like you wouldn't believe; I don't know why...
Then they went to Rainbow Beach in Queensland and left me in the car for 10 minutes. Really!
As if this weren't enough, they then decided to go 'whale watching' in Hervey Bay (Queensland). They reckon the humpback whales were "evasive" because they were protecting their calves - and that's why they couldn't get better photos. Yeah, right, good on ya! I say "pooh" to that!
Well, at least my humans tried to make amends for my mistreatment by getting me personalised plates...they're still lucky I don't ring the Department of Quaker Parrot Services and report them.
That's about it for now. I'll post more pics when my slaves transgress again...I'm pretty sure that won't be long!
~ Bonnie (biteybird)First, here I am in all my glamour (mum got this out of focus...don't know how she did that!).
Mum THOUGHT she'd left a carrot stick on the kitchen bench...boy, was she wrong!
Dad gave me a neck massage (as any good human slave should).
I like to get into the pantry, where it's dark and cave-like.
Mum and Dad are kind of silly. They keep leaving stuff lying around. I outwit them every time! This time they said I looked "guilty", whatever that means.
On occasion I enjoy a sip or two of Chamomile tea. La-di-da!
I sat on the shower rail for a 'misting', rather than demeaning myself by having a bath - after all, one can't appear TOO eager.
I've been forced to 'rough it' and accept temporary incarceration. My silly slaves decided to go camping - without even consulting me!
We had to cross some flooded roads. The silly humans were carrying on like you wouldn't believe; I don't know why...
Then they went to Rainbow Beach in Queensland and left me in the car for 10 minutes. Really!
As if this weren't enough, they then decided to go 'whale watching' in Hervey Bay (Queensland). They reckon the humpback whales were "evasive" because they were protecting their calves - and that's why they couldn't get better photos. Yeah, right, good on ya! I say "pooh" to that!
Well, at least my humans tried to make amends for my mistreatment by getting me personalised plates...they're still lucky I don't ring the Department of Quaker Parrot Services and report them.
That's about it for now. I'll post more pics when my slaves transgress again...I'm pretty sure that won't be long!
How dare them!
~Bonnie
